Joe McAlt
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Posted - 2011.03.10 07:41:00 -
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Hello C&P, this was compiled and slightly modified from a thread and written in a small part by myself and more so by others with far more creative skills than I possess. This was just to good and needed to be put in a single, readable format.
I send a special thanks to the following pilots for their efforts:
Jengi Gotsen Ifly Uwalk
Belfelmalak Whitehound
ReasearchBunny ZeroFury
Grimpack Ignition SemperFi
Archeris vane Jamaican Herbsman
lkar Oseo Swearte Widfarend
Jovan Geldon Ingvar Angst
And a special thanks o Freddy Mercuryąą
Is this real life
Or is it fantasy?
Caught in a Gate Camp
No Escape from Amamakeą
Open your D-scan
And look what your probes can seeą
IĘm just a pod pilot
I need no sympathy
Because IĘm easy come, easy go
A little high a little low
Anyway the barges go
DoesnĘt really matter to meąą.to meeee
Moma, just killed a man
Put my blaster ęgainst his hull
Pushed F1 and I just lulĘd
Moma, he had just undocked!
And now I've gone and griefed him out the gaaaaaaaaame
mama ooooohhhoooooo...
just want to make him cry
If he logs in again this time tomorrow
Gank him again and again and again
Because he doesnĘt really matterą..
Too late, his time had come..
Sends shivers down my spine,
And I get hatemail all the tiiiime
Goodbye, everybody
I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind
No you canĘt have my stuff!
Sometimes I wished I'd never undocked at allą
**pause**
I see little mining bots
going all around
BADA-BOOM
BADA-BOOM
let me go, CONCORD!
Rainbow lazor lightning
Orbit spiral tightening
In..in..innn!
Gallareue, Gallareue, Ferira
Magickooooo-oooo-ooo-oo-oooooo
But Im just a poor Merc and nobody loves me
He's just a capsuleer, with no spare clone, no family....
Spare him his skills from his lack of clon-ing!
"Easy come easy go."
"Will you let me go?"
"No ransom? NOOOO! We will not let you go!"
"LEMME GOOOOOOOOO!"
"We will not let you go!"
"LEMME GOOOOOOOOO!"
"We will not let you-"
"LEMME GOOOOOOOOO!"
"We will not let you-"
"LEMME GOOOO-OOO-OOOoo-oooo!"
"NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!
Chribba has a daredevil put aside for me, for me, for me
So you think you can ECM me and spit in my eye
So you think you can web me and leave me to die
Oh, scammer, can't do this to me, scammer,
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta jita
**pause**
ooooohhhhh nothing really matters. anyone can see.
nothing really matters...
nothing really matters... to meeeee
any way the barges go....
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